As we cycled along in the sunshine and 18 C temperature my lady remarked how "freezing" she was, confirming that her thermostat is buggered.

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Comment by Mike the Bike on June 25, 2018 at 19:01

Indeed.  Who could forget old Bertie, what a cracking sense of humour.  Sometimes I nearly laughed.

Comment by Dave Rowe on June 23, 2018 at 20:19
Haha, liking the cut of your jib Sirrah as ever. One of my greatest heroes was the playwright Bertolt Brecht. A life long communist and passionate atheist, on his deathbed he had the Last Rites, 'just in case'....
Comment by Mike the Bike on June 23, 2018 at 17:53

Not me sir.  I know this because I have sworn on the lives of my nearest and dearest that I would never accept any honour from our out-dated, discriminatory and self-serving establishment.  And I shall steadfastly maintain this position until the moment I am offered a BEM or the Freedom of the fair City of Ventnor.  Oh yes, a man of flexible principles, that's me.

Comment by Dave Rowe on June 22, 2018 at 18:53
I could have sworn that you confided in me over canapés at the Order of the Grand PooBah the other night that you had recently been appointed Lord Ventnor, MtB for services to cycling. Or does my medication need upping again...
Comment by Mike the Bike on June 22, 2018 at 18:26
I know you're sometimes a little oblique Dave, and credit to you for it, but for the life of me I can't get the Lords' connection.
Or was it the mention of my lady perhaps?
Comment by Dave Rowe on June 22, 2018 at 6:55
As a recently elevated Member to the House of Lords MtB, I'm surprised you didn't offer your good lady your ermine stole and velveteen hat...

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