Pt3 Wiggle escaped damage. Elderly self just cuts and bruises. Take care out there...

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Comment by Mike the Bike on January 3, 2019 at 17:57

Unfortunately Dave my sympathy for your predicament has just waned a little at the mention of English breakfast tea.  My preference for undiluted, full-strength, deep brown Indian tarmacadam solution allows no substitute and I hold all other beverages in contempt.  Except, on special days, hot chocolate, and even that has to be the dark variety.  Very dark, like my soul. (Exits left, shrouded in  black cape and muttering darkly about dark things.)

Comment by Dave Rowe on January 2, 2019 at 21:21
What really took the biscuit MtB, was that I chased after said arse and caught up with him double parked outside my intended cafe stop. He ignored the queue and pushed to the front of the queue. No-one gets in between me and my pot of English Breakfast Tea and a slice of carrot cake! So I tapped him on the shoulder and read him his fortune. One of the many advantages of facial piercings and tattoos, is that it makes a certain percentage of the population, particularly 4x4 drivers, think twice. So the fellow left with his frankly ludicrous waxed moustache intact... Naturally, as you so kindly mention, my Para training saved the day again...
Comment by Mike the Bike on January 2, 2019 at 17:28

Well done for avoiding serious injury Dave; I guess your Para' training kicked in at the right moment.

There was a time when my lady yearned for a personal plate, but I draw the line at such demonstrations of inadequacy and she eventually came to see sense.  The only drawback is that each time we have to quote our car number we look at one another in frustration 'cause we've forgotten it again.

Here's hoping your assailant is banned for a reasonable time .... shall we say twenty years?

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